What Amanda didn't say about our new health club is that in addition to the sauna and usual types of machines, they also have a menthol room next to the sauna and steam room. It's like walking into my room as a kid when all three boys had the croup and were lathered up with Vicks Vap-O-rub. Your eyes water, your skin burns, it's great. You're supposed to use it for around three minutes at a time but next time I may risk four. There are warnings, however, that "prolonged exposure can...gula, gula" (that's African for "yada, yada").
But now that it's practically illegal to smoke anywhere within a hundred miles of Indy, where else am I supposed to get that "just spent the night in one of O'hare's smoking rooms" smell in my clothes?
PS. - Anyone know if Tina Lowry had her baby?
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your efforts to be a good man are in vain. no one is good. no, not even one.
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