It's been a week so if you haven't read the new Harry Potter yet, it seems like either you deserve to have some things spoiled or you just don't care...And if we, who live on a mountain in the middle of nowhere have been able to read it, you have no excuse.
So, SPOILER ALERT (sort of):
The wrong Weasley died.
Neville Longbottom is the man.
Did Neville and Luna end up together?
Mrs. Weasley cusses? Did Lord Voldemort ever cuss? I was awfully disappointed.
In the end, were the characters trying to punish their offspring when they named them what they did?
Draco Malfoy did not get what was coming to him.
Did the Dursleys come to the other wedding?
The real secret to eternal life is to have a self portrait made.
Kreature, a hero?
My eyes did leak over the death of one character (hint, he wasn’t in the first book).
Was the American version funnier?
Flying doesn’t seem like a big deal if you can teleport at will, although I guess it beats the broom.
Snape can fly too? When did he pick this up?
We never do find out what James and Lily did for a living.
The book needed another 200 pages.
Ron is whipped and will always be until he dies as the result of old age and nagdom.
Rowling’s next book: Hogwarts the New Class, starring Elizabeth Berkley as Hermione, Tiffany Amber Theisan as Fleur, Dustin Diamond as “Screech the owl”…
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