As travel junkies, Amanda and I have really loved watching the Amazing Race. The stunts, the exotic locals, the food, the chance to meet new people...
And though I'm hardly a novice when it comes to travel, the Race shows that I must be doing something wrong. So I've come up with some Travel Truths gleaned from The Amazing Race:
No one ever looks gross after a twelve-hour flight - except for Rob and that's because he's apparently lost his razor.
Even after eating cowlips, no one even gets traveler's diarrhea. Or even has to use the bathroom during the entire length of the race.
Jetlag is a myth.
There are no beggars in other countries.
Getting through customs is simple.
Police officers in other countries are always nice and sometimes even let you follow them to your destination.
No one ever asks for a bribe.
It is perfiectly safe to drop your backpacks anywhere along the streets while running to your destination.
People always love Americans.
You can always find two seats together even when you manage to get the last seats on an airplane.
Powerbars are available everywhere.
Bottled water is available everywhere.
There are no ridiculously long lines in airports.
You can ignore dress codes, lines, social customs and basic manners as long as you wear a sports bra.
(Am I missing some?)
Now that I know the above, travel will be much easier.
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