Thursday, February 11, 2010

Because otherwise I'd cry

Over Christmas I graded over 100 papers concerning popular culture, the American Dream, Individualism and work ethics. Some were good. The rest contained things like this:

J Lo's goal was to become a multiasking superstar.

Despite all of his success, he hasn't become swollen.

Donald Trump believes that 'faster is weller.'

We all must have good work hobbits.

After failing several times, Pitt never got up.

If you don't know how to wok, you won't be able to eat.

Benjamin Button joined a battle on a thug boat.

There are many massages we can see in this film.

This is my "Illogical Perspective" paper.

Differences make life tasty.

Jennifer Hudon beat up hundreds of other competitors for the roll.

Madonna moved from Michigan to America so she have the American dream.


And then I just gave up writing them down...

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